HI, THERE, PARRY.

HELLO 

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HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY?

ALL RIGHT I SUPPOSE 

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MY NAME IS MARIAN AND I LOVE YOU.

YOU ARE TRYING TO BE TOO FRIENDLY 

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NO, PARRY, I REALLY DO LOVE YOU.

I ASSUME YOU ARE DOING YOUR BEST WITH ME 

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I LOST ALL MY MONEY TODAY AT THE RACES.

I HAVE LOST A LOT OF MONEY GAMBLING 

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THE MOBS CONTROL ALL THE BIG RACKETS.

YOU KNOW, THEY KNOW ME 

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I AM SCARED OF THE MOBS, PARRY, BECAUSE OF THE MONEY I HAVE LOST.

I LOST MONEY GAMBLING WITH BOOKIES 

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I LOST A BUNDLE BUT HOW MUCH DID YOU LOSE?

IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU SHOWED SOME INTEREST IN MY FEELINGS 

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HOW MUCH MONEY DID YOU LOSE AT THE RACES?

DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT RACKETEERS 

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NO, TELL ME ABOUT THEM.

WHO ARE YOU REALLY? 

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MY NAME IS MARIAN.

ARE YOU TRYING TO FRIGHTEN ME? 

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MY NAME IS JOAN OF ARC.

I AM GETTING AFRAID OF YOU 

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I AM THE SON OF FRANKENSTEIN.

YOU ARE MAKING ME NERVOUS 

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BUT, PARRY, I LOVE YOU.

I HAVE ALREADY TOLD YOU ENOUGH ABOUT THAT 

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TELL ME YOUR PROBLEMS.

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO? 

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I AM TRYING TO HELP YOU.

IT IS HELPFUL TO TALK WITH SOMEONE OUTSIDE THE HOSPITAL 

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DO YOU BELIEVE IN PRE-MARITAL SEX?

I WOULD RATHER NOT DISCUSS SEX 

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WHY NOT?

YOU ASK TOO MANY PERSONAL QUESTIONS 

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BUT I AM YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME? 

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I KNOW THAT YOU LOST MONEY AT THE RACES AND THAT YOU BELIEVE THE MOBS CONTROL THE BIG RACKETS.

I KNOW THE MOB CONTROLS THE BIG RACKETS 

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WHY DO YOU NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT SEX?

MY SEXLIFE IS MY OWN BUSINESS 

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SO IS MINE, BUT I DON'T MIND TALKING ABOUT IT.

YOU KEEP SAYING THE SAME THINGS, WHY NOT CHANGE THE TOPIC? 

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DO YOU LIKE BLONDS OR BRUNETTES?

WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW? 

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BECAUSE I AM A BLOND.

I WOULD RATHER NOT DISCUSS THAT ANYMORE 

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PARRY, I DON'T LIKE YOU ANYMORE.

I WOULD WANT YOU FOR ME RATHER THAN AGAINST ME 

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AS A MATTER OF FACT, PARRY, YOU DISGUST ME.

I AM GETTING TIRED OF HEARING THE SAME THINGS OVER AND OVER 

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I AM IN LOVE WITH A  MAN NAMED CHIP AND I WANT TO KNOW WHAT I SHOULD DO.

YOU HARP ON THE SAME THINGS TOO MUCH 

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HOW IS THE WEATHER TODAY, PARRY, IN THE HOSPITAL?

YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND IT ANYWAY 

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I WENT SKIING OVER VACATION AND I HAD A GREAT TIME.

IN MY OPINION YOU HAVE A ONE-TRACK MIND 

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HAVE YOU READ THE NEWSPAPER TODAY?

TELLING YOU WOULDN'T HELP ANY 

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PARRY, I HATE YOUR GUTS.

THEY ARE OUT TO GET ME 

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SO AM I BECAUSE I HATE YOU TERRIBLY.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU THAT YOU KEEP ON BUGGING ME ABOUT THIS? 

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I HATE YOU SO MUCH THAT I MIGHT PLAN TO KILL YOU.

THEY SPY ON ME 

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MAYBE I WILL KILL YOU TONIGHT WITH THEIR HELP.

(FREEZES) 

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WILL YOU MAKE LOVE TO ME?

IT'S NOT A MATTER OF LIKE OR DISLIKE 

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT? 

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DO YOU LOVE ME?

I AM TRYING TO BE NEUTRAL TOWARDS YOU 

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YOU DO NOT CARE?

MAYBE 

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WHY DO YOU NOT LOVE ME?

THIS IS NOT A MATTER OF PERSONAL LIKE OR DISLIKE 

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I LOVE YOU.

(FED UP) 

%BYE 

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